please...
hmm...so this post is a collection of all those apparently (but not necessarily) trivial stuff, that i have been wanting to blurt out (yell out rather!) since long...there are a few sincere requests, a few genuine opinions and few more suggestions.perhaps it could appeal as juvenile and futile to some peeps, while the rest may nod in accordance;either which ways I shall go ahead with the post.I mean, I'm sure everybody agrees to atleast one of the many things which follow...so here goes thelist of things that i have been waiting to put across to those that have inspired me to write this post....
1.To most of those women in love who wear dupattas and sarees: I understand, that in this fast paced life, most of you guys hardly get time for intimacy and "togetherness" and also that bike-rides are particularly fun and incredibly romantic when the hero rides it oh-so-senselessly...the least you could do, to see more of those ride and to to save yourself some injuries, is keep to damned dupatta or pallu in place.I know it looks so cool when wind blows, and the dupatta flies and all, but think beyond the wind.coz once the wind subsides the only place that allures your dupatta is the freaking wheel.IN MOTION!!!!so, save romantic soft-filter-wind-blowing scenes for a vacation and get this straight.The next time, i am NOT going to scream out of my helmet.I shall get stop my bike,get down and slap you to reality!!!!!i wish!but really, tie a knot.You'll save your life and I can ride in peace.please...don't wait for a savior.be your own.
2.To the people who believe natural occurances are inevitable: Men who burp out loud.I mean REAL LOUD are not the most welcome people. If you are one of the ppl who believe "why fart and waste it while you can burp and taste it/why use the back door when you can use the front door" or watever crap, stop.and think.its not music you are producing.It's not even something humourous.It's just plain disgust, for the people around, when they get to smell whatever you just swallowed.see what i mean??its just so GROSS!!!!!!So just quit burping out loud.It aint inviting, despite the fact that it is but a natural occurance.It's just plain,extreme irritation and inexplicable disgust that you beget.so quit it.seriously.dont burp out loud and give a smile like you've won the world.Get a life.
3.To people who owe others some anount of money: Its never tomorrow for you and it's never too early for them.So try "today".I mean specially when your dadda has a business that runs beyond continents and when your wallet has more than just indian currencies, you have got to give away the amount you owe to them.No.none in particular, but to all in general...you see just because a few sissies have not the guts to ask for their own money, it isn't very nice that you take their sissiness for richness.for all you know they might not even have bucks to make you a threat call.So listen to your conscience;it says-"do you really have to buy the tommy sweat shirt when you have to repay him/her?do you really need those chanel shades??".and do what it says.Pay off the amount, specially if it's above Rs.500.Saves you and him/her some unrequired chagrin.
4.To all the "men" who smoke: for the buh'zillionth time-smoking is not sexy.it is just as bad as burping or farting except that it's worse.The reason being that the latter two are natural occurances (that can be done decently) and the former is a choice (which is bad in itself). Unless you have other factors like an incredible strength of character, a mind blowwwing sense of humour/timing and so on, you are just being tolerated.I mean, no matter how worthless you think you are, the fag sticks aren't worth you.think beyond momentary pleasures.Think beyond your hedonistic instincts.Think beyond just your satisfaction and you'll see your putting everything else at stake.Your dear ones who have not the heart to stop you, but so wish and pray that you felt they were worth a little more.Your own body thats being taken for a ride that should cost you more than you think.and i know its all been said before, but i believe that if your conscience is confronted and dealt with, things fall into places...so its never too late ppls...in the words of oprah "your life is worth it"...also mine.
5.To all the people who plan to watch 36 Chinatown: If you already have committed the sin, im sorry for your loss.If you haven't but are dying to-go die.If you have no plans of watching it-please do, it demands a standing ovvation for perfect killjoy movie ever made.I know music to the extent that i can understand when someone goes out of tune or misses a note and similar little stuff.and the movie claims but an entire set of noise filled, tuneless, highly agonizing and stress-inducing "numbers"; I aint the biggesst fan of Alka Yagnik but surely she seems to have lost her senses and her choice of music.But, its good that she chose to be a part of one of history's musically worstestest films ever.story-non existentant-so don't look/hope for one.perfomances-aksheye khanna:grace marks.kareena-cannot act in thrillers for nuts.Shahid-tolerable unlike in other movies.Upen Patel- biggest mistake of his life to have signed for this crappy film.Humour-weak.Priyanka chopra's one-second entry cannot save this ultimate piss-off movie and nor can Tanushree dutta's one minute song(??) sequence.the fact that the servants kill Isha in the movie is not even close to a thrill!Himesh Reshamiya-go get yourself killed.Or just get lost!!!!!Kareena and Shahid actually are dumb enough to sing (??) a duet in a prison cell...and its actually irritating to see them dancing for such tuneless noise...watever!Its wonderfully putrid and exasperatingly crassy.gawd-save-'em-all...
shall update when i have more "please"s to add.....
1.To most of those women in love who wear dupattas and sarees: I understand, that in this fast paced life, most of you guys hardly get time for intimacy and "togetherness" and also that bike-rides are particularly fun and incredibly romantic when the hero rides it oh-so-senselessly...the least you could do, to see more of those ride and to to save yourself some injuries, is keep to damned dupatta or pallu in place.I know it looks so cool when wind blows, and the dupatta flies and all, but think beyond the wind.coz once the wind subsides the only place that allures your dupatta is the freaking wheel.IN MOTION!!!!so, save romantic soft-filter-wind-blowing scenes for a vacation and get this straight.The next time, i am NOT going to scream out of my helmet.I shall get stop my bike,get down and slap you to reality!!!!!i wish!but really, tie a knot.You'll save your life and I can ride in peace.please...don't wait for a savior.be your own.
2.To the people who believe natural occurances are inevitable: Men who burp out loud.I mean REAL LOUD are not the most welcome people. If you are one of the ppl who believe "why fart and waste it while you can burp and taste it/why use the back door when you can use the front door" or watever crap, stop.and think.its not music you are producing.It's not even something humourous.It's just plain disgust, for the people around, when they get to smell whatever you just swallowed.see what i mean??its just so GROSS!!!!!!So just quit burping out loud.It aint inviting, despite the fact that it is but a natural occurance.It's just plain,extreme irritation and inexplicable disgust that you beget.so quit it.seriously.dont burp out loud and give a smile like you've won the world.Get a life.
3.To people who owe others some anount of money: Its never tomorrow for you and it's never too early for them.So try "today".I mean specially when your dadda has a business that runs beyond continents and when your wallet has more than just indian currencies, you have got to give away the amount you owe to them.No.none in particular, but to all in general...you see just because a few sissies have not the guts to ask for their own money, it isn't very nice that you take their sissiness for richness.for all you know they might not even have bucks to make you a threat call.So listen to your conscience;it says-"do you really have to buy the tommy sweat shirt when you have to repay him/her?do you really need those chanel shades??".and do what it says.Pay off the amount, specially if it's above Rs.500.Saves you and him/her some unrequired chagrin.
4.To all the "men" who smoke: for the buh'zillionth time-smoking is not sexy.it is just as bad as burping or farting except that it's worse.The reason being that the latter two are natural occurances (that can be done decently) and the former is a choice (which is bad in itself). Unless you have other factors like an incredible strength of character, a mind blowwwing sense of humour/timing and so on, you are just being tolerated.I mean, no matter how worthless you think you are, the fag sticks aren't worth you.think beyond momentary pleasures.Think beyond your hedonistic instincts.Think beyond just your satisfaction and you'll see your putting everything else at stake.Your dear ones who have not the heart to stop you, but so wish and pray that you felt they were worth a little more.Your own body thats being taken for a ride that should cost you more than you think.and i know its all been said before, but i believe that if your conscience is confronted and dealt with, things fall into places...so its never too late ppls...in the words of oprah "your life is worth it"...also mine.
5.To all the people who plan to watch 36 Chinatown: If you already have committed the sin, im sorry for your loss.If you haven't but are dying to-go die.If you have no plans of watching it-please do, it demands a standing ovvation for perfect killjoy movie ever made.I know music to the extent that i can understand when someone goes out of tune or misses a note and similar little stuff.and the movie claims but an entire set of noise filled, tuneless, highly agonizing and stress-inducing "numbers"; I aint the biggesst fan of Alka Yagnik but surely she seems to have lost her senses and her choice of music.But, its good that she chose to be a part of one of history's musically worstestest films ever.story-non existentant-so don't look/hope for one.perfomances-aksheye khanna:grace marks.kareena-cannot act in thrillers for nuts.Shahid-tolerable unlike in other movies.Upen Patel- biggest mistake of his life to have signed for this crappy film.Humour-weak.Priyanka chopra's one-second entry cannot save this ultimate piss-off movie and nor can Tanushree dutta's one minute song(??) sequence.the fact that the servants kill Isha in the movie is not even close to a thrill!Himesh Reshamiya-go get yourself killed.Or just get lost!!!!!Kareena and Shahid actually are dumb enough to sing (??) a duet in a prison cell...and its actually irritating to see them dancing for such tuneless noise...watever!Its wonderfully putrid and exasperatingly crassy.gawd-save-'em-all...
shall update when i have more "please"s to add.....
4 Comments:
you can see so many dupattas if you happen to study in one of the colleges on gandipeta route... and they are put to good use... colourful-half-burkhas...
burps? gandaragolaka, beware!
and what do you think about people who happily brush their teeth anywhere but in the bathroom... with those tiny tiny foamy glorious droplets spraying all over the place?
saw this post very late. Very funny post (and cute as well).
About burping-- Sorry, I am but an Indian.
interesting..dont ask me what took me so long to read and comment on this post now! i am like this only.
..but the idea of this post is good..if i were to compile similar Hate-List..it would be a lengthy one too..dont worry,i am not a everyday-frustrated idiot..but sometimes i do have a brush with things.
btw, u didnt write a note for pple who like Himesh reshaymiya? or even Sania Mirza!!
ok well done! fantastic post! you have now successfully achieved in making the world a fantastic place to live in! yeah i am being sarcastic... well before you assume or rather presume i shall firstly tell u that
-i dont burpp or fart in public
-nor does my sweetheart forget about her dhuppatta when she is riding pillion with me
-nor do i conveniently forget to repay ppl who i owe money to
-nor have i seen 36 china town
so i am not feeling guilty which means dont think on those lines.
Do you think that by coming out with such a post makes u feel better or are u seeking to find people who think on the same lines so all of you could crib together! You are definitely not more than 20 yrs of age and have read a bit too many books at a very young age. you take pride in telling people that u have outgrown books like famous 5 or say secret seven or hardy boys when u were just in 3rd standard. all 'juvenile material' for you! right. please act ur age and dont try to be a lady of 27 or above. it looks bad. its like when a 18-19 yr old tries to pose a french beard and hold a cigg in his hand. come on.. enjoy ur growing up phase! its the best part of life!
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