WILL Power

For quite a while now, for no reason whatsoever, i have been wanting to write a will. And before i am accused of great possessions, i would like to clarify that the will that i have dreamed of, and which i have written will not in all its totality come upto more than Rs.5000, if the cost need be estimated. I have never appreciated abrupt endings, and for me to leave my life abruptly will be such a disgrace to my principles. Just so i have not made myself clear, I HATE ABRUPT PARTINGS/ENDINGS/CONVERSATIONS AND ANYTHING ABRUPT.
My will is an attempt to repay in kind, to all those people i don't mind, all those people whose love to me has been blind, to all those who to me have been kind, and all those souls who in me a friend did find. Talk about pay back time! As for the tacky rhyme, whatever! I do understand it sucks, but after all I have left a will, you surely can bear with that much tackiness now, can't you!
So, as of now it has stuff for you Mr.traveller at heart who is stuck at the desk, Ms.Wisdom personified, Ms. turn-trip-fall-and-break, Mr.Man of culture,Ms.make-up-chic, Ms.Caught up in love, and to my parents. If you feel you can look past the stupid crypto and understand which one is you, feel free to call on my cell, or get in touch with anyone who you think can guide you to my place and claim what i have left in all magnanimity for you. Let us remember that all this shall happen if and when the situation arises for the validation of the Will,ie, an abrubt end.mine.
It is funny that most people think about leaving something for someone and never realise how they could be gone at any given hour, due to any reason,no matter where! I amnt being pessimistic nor aka sylvia plath,trying to glorify death and await it with open arms! My *** i'm gonna do that! It is just as a precaution, that i defy my theory of my eternal existence, which again is yet to be proven wrong. I do plan to munch, ruminate and come up with more people in my list. I am not very sure if i have let myself make more than the half a dozen or dozen (at the max) friends that i now have. I don't know. I cannot predict myself if i will add more people.
But as for the existing Will, i leave it with someone who i trust, and love like you could never imagine. If shit happens, you can call him or on my number. Rest assured, if you are on my list, you can come home and collect what's "will"fully yours.
I hereby declare my will be valid if and when shit happens, or until my next birthday, the occurence of whichever is first. On the eve of my 22 birthday, i will update/upgrade my will, making allowances for better give-aways perhaps ;-P
DISCLAIMER:The decision of making a will should not, under any circumstances, be taken as an allusion to some wierd spooky freak instinct. I have always wanted to make one and i have made one now. Period. No strings attached.